Why didn't I think of this?

From Ha’aretz:

Sa-Nur settler couple auctioning ad on their house via eBay
By TheMarker

The eyes of the world will be trained on the settlement of Sa-Nur, where hardliners were holding out against Israeli evacuation forces. So says a young couple purporting to own a house in Sa-Nur, who are offering to sell advertising space on their home on eBay.

"Put your ad on West Bank Settlers Fortress!" blares their ad on the auctions website. The starting bid: $40,000.

So far, as of Monday mid-day, there had been no bids, though.

A picture on the website shows the couple, their faces covered by an irridescent green dot, in their living room.

The couple explains it plans to hole up with "hundreds" more to fight the evacuation forces.

The attraction, they explain, is that the eyes of the world will be glued on the process.

The auction ends in two days.

Update: It seems that since this post went up, the auction was taken down, presumably by ebay.