Santa Revealed!

In an effort to combat the statistics of dwindling well-behaved children, the Pope actually introduced Santa to the whole word in a ceremony full of ancient rituals, elaborate costumes and dancing elves (who are reportedly ecstatic at the idea of finally leaving the North Pole).

While this unexpected move shattered all adult notions that Santa did not really exist, Corporate America is looking forward to the expected surge in toy sales.

At least the weather's been warm

I just found this on Yeshiva World:

Williamsburg: Fire in Satmar Mikvah

A fire broke out a short while ago in the Satmar Mikvah located on Clymer Street in Williamsburg. The fire started in a dryer which dries the towels. B”H there were no injuries, and everyone made it out safely.

Now, if the towels were in the drier when everyone ran out, then...

Too much material here.